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Disney just bought everything
« on: April 01, 2014, 08:06:01 am »

 I just saw on the news that Disney just bought every company that they could. This includes Warner Bros., Universal, Dreamworks, YouTube, Google, Netflix, Fox, PBS, The Jim Henson Company, Sesame Workshop, Nintendo, and Shout Factory. They've even bought every newspaper, and reportedly they might even own the place you work at (whether it's an entertainment company or not). After all that purchasing, they are now in talks with the president to buy the government.

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Re: Disney just bought everything
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 08:10:12 am »
I wish Butch Hartman would rename Viacom as "The Butch Hartman Company", "Hartman Enterprises, Inc." and National Amusements as "Billionfold Distrubution"

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Re: Disney just bought everything
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 08:16:18 am »
Wait, I just now read Disney bought the internet! Disney Publishing will release a "Best of Internet Memes" book and will release various viral videos on a Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack.

However, they still don't own this website!  :P
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Re: Disney just bought everything
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 08:24:06 am »

 If Disney really did buy every entertainment company as well as the government, they'd probably be able to pay off the national debt.

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Re: Disney just bought everything
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 09:31:24 am »
Wait, I just now read Disney bought the internet! Disney Publishing will release a "Best of Internet Memes" book and will release various viral videos on a Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack.

However, they still don't own this website!  :P

They do tell me that the check is in the mail, however.

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Re: Disney just bought everything
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 10:16:05 am »
The only thing they recently bought is a network of Youtube channels which I don't know anything about and I'm guessing they are trying to 1-up Dreamworks (which is own by one of their former bigwigs).