Who would win in a fight?

[Mister Bighead]

I was browsing through the old GAC forums, and I found a forum game that seemed like both fun and hilarity.

I'll lay down the rules. You basically list two characters (one of them has to be related to classic animation) who are about to brawl. The next poster comes up with a creative way on how one of the characters won the fight. Then the same poster lists two other characters.

Here's an example of how it works:

vs. 

Bugs, being the sly wit he is, tricks Daffy into fighting himself. Bugs watches the entire incident and he wins!

  vs. 

Tom chases Jerry throughout the house, but he keeps running into things. Tom, hurt from the chase, falls down and waves a white flag. Jerry wins!
  vs. 

...and so on! You probably get the idea by now! I'll start...

  vs. 

By the way, this is my 200th post on this forum!

[bigfattiger]

  being quick and sharp(and small) confuses  so much  knocks himself out.

  vs. 

P.S. Happy 200th post Mister Bighead!

[Mister Bighead]

  and  would both agree it's impolite to hit each other due to being females. However, they both punch the lights out of  .

  vs. 

[The Dogfather/Toadette]

chops off 's tail, causing to do his famous scream and shatter to bits.

vs.

[Mister Bighead]

  calls  "despicable" which makes  angry.  woohoos and bounces all over  .  wins!

  vs. AVGN

[ParamountCartoons]

  makes AVGN go to jail for chasing him in the New York streets and swearing loudly in public.
  vs. Moe Hare (harvey/paramount) vs. Max Hare (Disney)

[Mister Bighead]

  outruns and outsmarts both of them in a race.  beats that turtle finally!

  vs. 

[ParamountCartoons]

  erases all of  's How To films leaving  to block  's angry punch leaving goofy to fly with his famous holler!
 

vs. 

[NicKramer]

The Road Runney as he probably just run over the crow.

Daffy Duck vs. Batgirl

Yes,  I already did this in the old thread but I really hated the response and wanted a retry (and no dirty jokes by a captain this time). 

[The Dogfather/Toadette]

spins around and becomes Duck Dodgers, but while saying his catchphrase ("DUCK DODGERS, OF THE TWENTY-FOURTH AND A HALF CENTURY!") Batgirl uppercuts him and punches him back to the wall.

vs.

[ParamountCartoons]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRK2ZY6jJ8U



Fleischer  vs. Famous Studios 

[Mister Bighead]

Fleischer  finds out about Famous  doing cheater shorts and remakes of his adventures. Fleischer  punches Famous  to the sky.

Gene Deitch  &  vs. Chuck Jones & 

[The Dogfather/Toadette]

Gene Deitch takes out his claws and slices Chuck Jones , who at first does not feel anything. He makes a smug expression, only to fall apart in various neatly sliced parts. Deitch turns towards Deitch and Jones ; the former takes an axe and chops Deitch in half, while Jones takes a flyswatter and smashes Deitch flat. Chuck Jones wins!

vs. the Blue Aardvark

[Mister Bighead]

The Aardvark, while chasing ant, is swatted by  's giant fly swatter.

  vs. Lil' Tinker

[The Dogfather/Toadette]

and Lil' Tinker fight for Penelope. The difference is that, whereas Tinker gives up after being first rejected, continues chasing after her. wins by default.

vs. Junior Bear