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Fun and Games / Re: Three Word Story - Platinum Edition Revived
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:04:34 pm »
..., not to mention...

Fun and Games / Re: The Deletion Game
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:04:01 pm »
Tex Avery
Joseph Barbera
Preston Blair
Bob Clampett
Max Fleischer
Friz Freleng
Ub Iwerks
Chuck Jones
Ward Kimball
Walter Lantz
Robert McKimson

Fun and Games / Re: The Deletion Game
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:53:20 pm »

Tex Avery
Joseph Barbera
Preston Blair
Bob Clampett
Dave Fleischer
Max Fleischer
Friz Freleng
William Hanna
Rudolph Ising
Ub Iwerks
Chuck Jones
Ward Kimball
Walter Lantz
Robert McKimson

Fun and Games / Re: The Deletion Game
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:43:23 pm »
Tex Avery
Joseph Barbera
Preston Blair
Bob Clampett
Dave Fleischer
Max Fleischer
Friz Freleng
William Hanna
Hugh Harmon
Rudolph Ising
Ub Iwerks
Chuck Jones
Ward Kimball
Walter Lantz
Robert McKimson

Holiday Party Threads / A Wordplayer's Christmas Medley
« on: December 16, 2014, 01:58:18 pm »
, , and I enter the room in the castle where the Dogfather is hospitalised. He seems in a coma right now. and I each hold one of his hands.

Me: Dogfather.....I know that you aren't in good shape right now. And I know that most people do not like you, and wish you dead. But Toad and I, and Princess Peach....we care. Even if only for us, please live.

: We've created a mixture of Christmas songs, to cheer you up. I know that you won't really be able to respond, but your senses still work.....we really hope you like it. Take it away, Toadette!

Just a note: The whole musical sequence below will use the instrumentation and key (B major) of the Carpenters' cover of "Sleigh Ride".

Me (to the slow opening of said cover):
Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-ling, ring-a-ding picnic baskets sing
We'll watch that obscure "Goldilocks" special featuring Bing
Outside the forums are falling and Blue Racer's calling "Yoo-hoo!"
Come on, it's lovingly better when a dolly that laughs and cries.....coos!

The instrumental bridge that speeds up the song plays as and I scramble out of the room and bring in a black background against which we fade in with colored spotlights.

(to the tune of "This Christmas"):
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rocks,
Jingle bell locks and jingle bell pox
Smock-frocks, too
This Christmas!

Me (still to the tune):
Goombas roasting in a winter wonderland
Missile-toes walking on an open fire
What a quagmire!
This Christmas!

(to the tune of "Up on the Housetop"):
Up on the housetop, reindeer paws
Out jumps bad old Stalker Claus
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
He'll stalk you into a freezing lake

Me (to the tune of "Deck the Halls"):
Oh, by gosh, by golly-holly
Have a holly-jolly Christmastime!
Don't be frosty like "jolly" Frosty
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

and I (back to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"):
Giddyap! Giddyap! Giddyap! Let's go!
Let's go to the lane!
The snow is glistening and listening sane!

Giddyap! Giddyap! Giddyap! It's grand!
It's a Grand Old Nag!

Me (still in tune):
What would Clampett think if-he-found-out-that we mentioned his last car-Toon?

and I:
Just hear those children laughing and people passing the Rue
Fancy ties and Toadsworth's pies and folks stealin' a kiss or two
Ho-ho the tasty pheasants are hung where you can see
Some breast meat waits for you....gizzard ones for me!

Cue the instrumental break that transitions to the next part of the song. It is at this point that Toadsworth enters.

There's a Christmas party at the home of faraway
It'll be the perfect ending of this Carol today!

But we have to make this story last until....the 25th comes by!
Lest Luke send a rebuking PM with a bombshellberry pie!

You should torture :daffy: when the Future ghost comes by!
Tell him, "Let some parties happen at :bugs2:'s mansion or die!"

Sergei Prokudin-Gorskii took some wonderful pictures of the past

, Toadsworth and I:
These wonderful things are the things we'll remember all through our last!

Me (in sync with the two-note fanfare that changes the song to C-major): Our LAST!? *shrug*

, Toadsworth and I:
Just hear those jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle jingle all the way
Maybe we'll get a visit from the ghost of Winsor McCay
Do Band-Aid singers know.....adarnthing 'bout Ethiopi-a-a-a-a-a!?
Come on, let's tape their mouths with....some band-aids from....our cornuco-pia!

The song goes through its final instrumental with us three Toads dancing, with me doing the "Ba-da-da-da-da!" When the song ends, the black background (and spotlights) fade back to the background of the Dogfather's room in the castle.

Me: Well, Dogfather, it's time for us to go now. I hope you get well soon.......if you ever get well, that is. *sniff*

: Oh, Toadette, don't be that way! When I said he didn't have much time left earlier, I was only thinking it. Now come, the Dogfather needs to keep resting in peace....I mean, quiet!

, , and Toadsworth leave. But I remain.

Me: Don't worry, Dogfather. I swear, by my courage, honor, and verity, that I will write such that :daffy: WILL realise the errors of his ways! And then you will live once more......

I walk out of the room and close the door behind me.

Me: All right, Luke, let's get Christmas Future started!

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:21:07 pm »
Oh yes, the new place does allow colored fonts! ;D Especially blue!

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:43:49 pm »
Well, uh.....I guess we didn't need to move the party threads over after all. :-[ I mean, we can still access the ones on GAC!

I suppose I should get the transcript of the Halloween thread done anyways since I've already started it. :smile:

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 15, 2014, 07:44:21 pm »
(Deleted due to misinformation.) :-[

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 15, 2014, 06:24:42 pm »
Yes, the new forums are quite capable of small text.

Holiday Party Threads / Promo for the Valentine's Day story
« on: December 15, 2014, 06:17:20 pm »
In Videoville, , , and I have finished decorating the outside of 's castle with a bunch of Christmas lights. With a front view, on the left side is the :bugs: Christmas tree; :bugs2: decided to give it to me because it was creeping out passerbys at :bugs2:'s mansion. (Perhaps if :daffy: wasn't sleeping, he would've demanded that :bugs2: keep it in order to further discourage guests.) On the right is a large wood-carved Nativity scene.

Me: Well, we might be banned from :bugs2:'s mansion, but an enclave of Christmas cheer remains here!

: I heard that the Jellystone party has degraded into chaos, and Yogi is now on a homicidal motor scooter rampage against the guests. I feel sorry for him; still, :bugs2: never went that far.

: Actually, he did chainsaw the Famous Bouncing Ball during the Halloween madness. But no one except maybe this story's supervisor really liked that ball anyways.

Me: Well, I guess it's time to satisfy our palatals with a bunch of sugary Christmas cookies now! And isn't Toadsworth coming to visit? Come to introspect of it, how did he come about?

: Well, at the risk of further revisionism and violation of Nintendic explanations, I will say that he was the leader of that first Toadish colony that had in it. He has been a valuable assistant ever since, and he was your godfather, Toadette.

Me: I guess I have two godfathers, then! The other one being poor old Dogfather......*sigh* :'(

: I actually found him earlier today in Videoville's tunket-sewers. He was suffering severe internal bleeding in his avunculars, joculars, and carbunculars. I've taken him into the castle......but sadly, I don't think he has much time left......

Me: Oh mother.....the world is such a cruel place. *sniff*

: Let us not worry at this time, my spore-sister. He's still alive for now! Besides, the birthday of our Saviour is coming up!

Me (wiping tears): You're right, Toad. Let's go see the Dogfather and cheer him up!

At that moment, however, the Japanese Beetle flies into and hides inside the Nativity scene!

I come over and poke him slightly with a finger.

Japanese Beetle (jumping out visibly scared): YIIIIPE!! Oh, it's just you, Toadette.

Me: How are you doing with those Cupid arrows I gave you to rehearse for the Valentine's Day party next year?

Japanese Beetle: Vely bad news. I accidentarry shot Brue Racer, and now he is chasing me....with rust!

And it just so happens that the Blue Racer is zooming up in the distance at that very moment.....and hearts are flying up from wherever he is!

Blue Racer: I'm coming for you, my love-beetle!

Japanese Beetle: Werr, I'm off. And to arr you leadels, be sure to join us fol Varentine's Day special on January 13th, on new IAD Folums! Sayonaraaaaaaa! *zip off*

The Japanese Beetle and the Blue Racer go off into the distance.

Me: By the way, ParamountCartoons, I have a big musical sequence planned for tomorrow. Once I post that, you can move into Christmas Future. ;)

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:47:51 pm »
You can change the font size, but not as large as on this forum. About this much at most, I would say.

TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 14, 2014, 12:28:50 pm »
Font capabilities over at the new site are very limited. Unfortunately, this will reduce the striking effect of several party posts.

And not to sound pretentious, but you can thank me for tipping off our favorite turtle about the switchover..... :)

Holiday Party Threads / Double-Hared Love: Final Gag
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:23:28 pm »
:bugs2:: is checking on :daffy:, still sound asleep.

:bugs2:: Eh, maybe when he wakes up he'll probably like these parties again!

As he closes the door, however, he looks behind to find :bugs: on his knees and begging and sobbing!

:bugs:: Oh, pleaaaaase!!! Just one kiss! I'm a poor old wretch from Lower Wretchnya with no love!

:bugs2:: Okay, okay, doc! *in singsong* But you're going to have to play hard-to-get! *zip out of the house*

:bugs: runs down the stairs. Looking outside the house, he sees :bugs2: on the other side of the road.

:bugs2:: Hey! I promise I won't move from this very spot!

He takes out a large bottle of super-glue, spills it all over the ground, and steps on the puddle just as it dries.

:bugs2:: Just come over! But do it like in those romantic films where the lover runs over in slow-motion!

:bugs:: Well, okay!

So :bugs: starts running in slow-motion. But then the the security system goes off and zaps a laser at him!

:bugs: (charred again and walking around woozily): Well, I think I should go over here....

But he steps on a switch that causes a mechanical hand to come out and mallet him!

:bugs:: Maybe on the other side..... *stepping on another switch*

...whereupon a boulder falls on him!

:bugs: (coming out from under): I sure could use some pie!

And he steps on a security laser that causes a fast ferris wheel of pies to come out and pie him over and over again!

Meanwhile, :bugs2: is using the phone on a nearby telephone pole.

:bugs2:: Hello, ACME? Do you have any Christmas lights?

While :bugs: is being seriously humiliated....

:bugs: (quite weary): Oh boy! At this point the only thing that could make this worse is....

....and the ground under him explodes!

:bugs: (very charred): .....a landmine.

Falling over, he ends up having to crawl over to :bugs2:.

:bugs: (weary): Well....time to pucker up!

...and a car runs him over! It parks, gives :bugs2: a package of Christmas lights, and drives off. :bugs: gets up.

:bugs:: Oh.....where am I? And who am I?

:bugs2:: Eh, you're a Christmas tree, doc! And I have the Christmas lights ready to be wrapped around you!

Fade to :bugs: at the front of the mansion, with all the lights wrapped around him, with a pretty star on top of his ears. :bugs2: plugs in the lights, and they all light up!

:bugs: (quite content): Well, I guess being a Christmas tree isn't so bad if it means I can light up the hearts of people everywhere!


TTTP In Exile / Re: !!! The IAD Forums Will Be Moving !!!
« on: December 13, 2014, 04:20:33 pm »
I'll work at transferring over the whole Thanksgiving story, if you don't mind. ;) I'll also transcribe this year's Halloween and Christmas threads.

When the transfer occurs, I'll just repost them as archives.

General Discussion / Re: Stephen Hillenburg returning to SpongeBob
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:03:08 pm »
I apologize for the comment, eutychus. It was rather hasty of me to say as much. :-[ It's just that in general I've found that some users here seem to disapprove of the subjects (especially of Amid Amidi).

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