Out on the street,
is seen lonely and sad... 
: Once again, Mary Jane did not make it to the party. (sniff, sniff)
Ness: Hey, buddy! Why are you so sad? It's Christmas Eve!

: My special friend Mary Jane hasn't shown up yet.
Ness: Mary Jane!? I think I know her. She was at the Videoville Christmas Party. Buddy, I don't think she is going to make it anytime soon. She's passed out from drinking too much egg nog.

: Well, she always had a weakness for egg nog.
Suddenly, a car stops by the sidewalk. The door opens, and an obese female figure comes out. The figure turns out to be none other than...

:
OH MY GOSH, MARY JANE!!! YOU'RE FAT!!!!
Mary Jane: Yep! That's what happens around the holidays. You gain weight like there's no tomorrow!
Ness: We need to get you on the scales!
Catfish (
pops from a newby sewer lid): Did somebody say scales?
Ness: Beat it!
Catfish goes back in the sewers.Ness: So just hop on the conveniently located coin-operated scale and it will guess your weight.
Mary Jane hops on the scales. She ends up weighing...
Mary Jane:
450 POUNDS!!!! 
: It's okay! Just try not to gain any more of those holiday pounds.

: Greetings, everyone.

and I have arrived to wish you some holiday greetings. (
to Mary Jane) My, you're a lovely miss. Here, have 450 pounds!

:
OH NO!!! SHE DOUBLED HER WEIGHT!!Mary Jane: Honestly, what am I going to do with so much British money?
rolls his eyes. Him and his master exit.
Ness: Come on,

and Mary Jane, let's go inside

's mansion for a nice cup of cocoa over an open fireplace. I can keep it going with my PK thunder.