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Off Topic Observations and Wry Kudos => General Discussion => : Mister Bighead February 15, 2014, 11:40:07 AM
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I was browsing through the old GAC forums, and I found a forum game that seemed like both fun and hilarity.
I'll lay down the rules. You basically list two characters (one of them has to be related to classic animation) who are about to brawl. The next poster comes up with a creative way on how one of the characters won the fight. Then the same poster lists two other characters.
Here's an example of how it works:
:bugs2: vs. :daffy:
Bugs, being the sly wit he is, tricks Daffy into fighting himself. Bugs watches the entire incident and he wins!
:tom: vs. :jerry:
Tom chases Jerry throughout the house, but he keeps running into things. Tom, hurt from the chase, falls down and waves a white flag. Jerry wins!
:coolcat: vs. :pink:
...and so on! You probably get the idea by now! I'll start...
:felix: vs. :ozzie:
By the way, this is my 200th post on this forum!
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:felix: being quick and sharp(and small) confuses :ozzie: so much :ozzie: knocks himself out.
:snow: vs. :red:
P.S. Happy 200th post Mister Bighead!
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:snow: and :red: would both agree it's impolite to hit each other due to being females. However, they both punch the lights out of :wolfie:.
:tom: vs. :sylvester:
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:sylvester: chops off :tom:'s tail, causing :tom: to do his famous scream and shatter :sylvester: to bits.
:daffy: vs. :donald:
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:daffy: calls :donald: "despicable" which makes :donald: angry. :daffy: woohoos and bounces all over :donald:. :daffy: wins!
:bugs: vs. AVGN
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:bugs: makes AVGN go to jail for chasing him in the New York streets and swearing loudly in public.
:bugs: vs. Moe Hare (harvey/paramount) vs. Max Hare (Disney)
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:bugs2: outruns and outsmarts both of them in a race. :bugs2: beats that turtle finally!
:goofy: vs. :droopy:
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:droopy: erases all of :goofy:'s How To films leaving :droopy: to block :goofy:'s angry punch leaving goofy to fly with his famous holler!
:roadrunner: vs. :buzzy:
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The Road Runney as he probably just run over the crow.
Daffy Duck vs. Batgirl
Yes, I already did this in the old thread but I really hated the response and wanted a retry (and no dirty jokes by a captain this time).
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:daffy: spins around and becomes Duck Dodgers, but while saying his catchphrase ("DUCK DODGERS, OF THE TWENTY-FOURTH AND A HALF CENTURY!") Batgirl uppercuts him and punches him back to the wall.
:speedy: vs. :tom:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRK2ZY6jJ8U
Fleischer :popeye: vs. Famous Studios :popeye:
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Fleischer :popeye: finds out about Famous :popeye: doing cheater shorts and remakes of his adventures. Fleischer :popeye: punches Famous :popeye: to the sky.
Gene Deitch :tom: & :jerry: vs. Chuck Jones :tom: & :jerry:
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Gene Deitch :tom: takes out his claws and slices Chuck Jones :tom:, who at first does not feel anything. He makes a smug expression, only to fall apart in various neatly sliced parts. Deitch :tom: turns towards Deitch :jerry: and Jones :jerry:; the former takes an axe and chops Deitch :tom: in half, while Jones :jerry: takes a flyswatter and smashes Deitch :jerry: flat. Chuck Jones :jerry: wins!
:pink: vs. the Blue Aardvark
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The Aardvark, while chasing ant, is swatted by :pink:'s giant fly swatter.
:lepew: vs. Lil' Tinker
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:lepew: and Lil' Tinker fight for Penelope. The difference is that, whereas Tinker gives up after being first rejected, :lepew: continues chasing after her. :lepew: wins by default.
:huey: vs. Junior Bear
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Junior Bear hits :huey: convicning Junior bear is trying to kill :huey:, who Junior Bear gets attacked and runs off from.
:droopy: vs. Snoopy
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Snoopy draws on one of :droopy:'s pictures of :red: as a joke.
:droopy: (to Snoopy) You know what? That makes me mad!
:droopy: clobbers Snoopy til he gives up. :droopy: wins!
:marvin: vs. Gidney and Cloyd (from Rocky and Bullwinkle)
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Gidney and cloyd scrooge :marvin: so he becomes powerless.Gidney and Cloyd win!
:roadrunner: VS. :dodo:
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:roadrunner: tries to outrun :dodo:, but :dodo: rips the entire screen apart. :dodo: wins!
:flip: vs. Kermit
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Withheld as Kermit does not believe in violence.
Donald vs. Howard the Duck.
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Howard grabs Donald and spins and lets go a la the Fraggle Rock opening. Donald is crushed. Howard wins
Smokey Bear vs. Scruff Mcgruff
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McGruff arrests Smokey Bear for deleting firewall software.
:bosko: vs. :buddy:
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Bosko stabs buddy with his knife from "The Big Man From The North".Bosko wins.
WB Sheild VS. MGM lion
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MGM lion tries to gnaw on the WB shield, only for :dodo: to pop out from behind and slingshot him with a rock, breaking his head. WB shield wins by default.
:mickey: vs. :jerry:
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:jerry: defeats :mickey: like he always does with :tom: Jerry wins
The Supremes (including Florence Ballard) vs. :snow:
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:snow:'s dance moves and rhymes outshine the Supremes
:buddy: vs. Windows Vista
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Windows Vista crashes on :buddy: and proceeds to suck his soul.
40s :sniff: vs. :pink:
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40s :sniff: babbles so much, :pink: tries so many ways to get rid of him. :pink: fails at doing so therefore he goes insane. :pink: wins!
:pink: vs. :coolcat:
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:coolcat: spends pretty much his entire time blabbering about how he'll get rid of :pink:, who takes a bucket of pink paint and slathers it all over :coolcat:. :coolcat:'s color melts away, so :pink: wins!
1930s :daffy: vs. :speedy:
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1930's daffy is too happy bouncing around that he even notices Speedy flying by. Speedy wins
:mickey: vs. :mighty:
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Using his superpowers, :mighty: punches :mickey: out of the picture.
:barney: vs. Yogi Bear
EDIT: This is the post that made me a Senior member!
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Yogi Bear steals :barney: s pic-a-nic basket,causing :barney: to get angry and shoot himself out of anger.Yogi wins!
Hitler vs. The Big Bad Wolf
(DEAL WITH IT)
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Hitler tries to rant with his loud mouth against the Big Bad Wolf (assuming he is the one from Disney's Three Little Pigs), but the Wolf blows Hitler into a conveniently open coffin that shuts itself and sinks into the ground to Heck.
:roadrunner: vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
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:roadrunner: and Sonic are head to head, but unfortunately, Sonic runs into some spikes in the middle of the road. :roadrunner: proceeds to run while Sonic loses a bunch of rings.
:pink: vs. Pinkie Pie
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Forfeited because :pink: is not a Brony despite his color. (No offense).
Wakko vs. Wacko Jacko
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A tie! They were both pretty crazy!
:huey: vs. Big Bird
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:huey: tries to blow up big bird,but big bird is so annoying :huey: just lets big bird win.
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:sniff: vs. Microsoft Sam
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If it were original :sniff::
:sniff: would try to have a conversation with Microsoft Sam, only to run away out of fear of his artificial voice.
If it were 40s :sniff::
:sniff: would chatter at Microsoft Sam over and over again, resulting in Microsoft Sam crashing from overload due to trying to respond to all of his questions at the same time.
:scrooge: vs. 60s :daffy:
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Both of them are so mean,they both lose.
CGI :bugs: vs. Rectangle et Rectangles nitrate film
here is the cgi :bugs: im talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=028yDv0B2bs
(if you are squeamish,don't watch that video)
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CGI :bugs: tries to watch Rectangle et rectangles, only for his head to explode due to a seizure. The nitrate film proceeds to combust into flames due to the flashing lights. Therefore, both lose!
:mickey: vs. Winnie the Pooh
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Pooh has no fighting strategies due to his very little brain. While he's think-think-thinking, :mickey: unleashes a hive of bees to chase Pooh into the sunset. :mickey: wins!
Hanna-Barbera Sound FX vs. Warner Bros. Sound FX
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To the WB "Whack!", WB SFX punches H-B SFX back to the wall—the latter crashes to the "flat peeong". H-B scrambles to the temple block riot and ricochets over to WB SFX to the MGM/H-B/Ward ricochet—but WB SFX trips H-B SFX over, causing the latter to fly to a WB wind whistle and then spin on the ground to the H-B wind whistle scat (the one used by DFE often) off a cliff, whereupon he falls to the WB falling sound. WB SFX wins!
:roadrunner: vs. Cecil Turtle
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Cecil turtle wins with his secret weapon-slow and steady wins the race,causing roadrunner to get angry and shoot himself.
The Line(from the 1965 the dot and the line) vs. The Squiggle(from the same cartoon)
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The Line shows off the amazing things (such as works of art, mathematical equations, etc.) he is able to form. The Squiggle is so impressed, he tries to duplicate the Line's greatness. He fails to do so, therefore he applies for a job to be the clouds in Uncle Grandpa.
Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph vs. Olaf and Sven
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Olaf turns up the temperature, melting Frosty. (Olaf has a cloud that keeps raining snow.) Rudolph shines his red light, temporarily hypnotizing Sven, but Olaf covers it up with some dirt, causing Rudolph to leave in shame.
60s :daffy: vs. a self-aware iPad that costs $1
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:daffy: is cheap enough to buy a self-aware iPad. He tries to use it, but it refuses to follow his commands. He becomes angry and starts destroying the iPad. Behind a building, :speedy: (who built the iPad at Apple) snickers.
:scrooge: vs. Mr. Krabs
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:scrooge: uses his money and influence to turn the Krusty Krab into a pot of boiling water. Mr. Krabs, fearing the loss of his money, goes in and tries to save it, only to discover that :scrooge: already took the money out. He dies a horrible death, getting boiled alive--so :scrooge: and the nephews have Mr. Krabs for dinner.
Goldimouse vs. Hippety Hopper vs. :shame:
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Sylvester Jr. is ashamed of his dad,he forfeits the fight to go weep.Hippety hopper jumps over goldimouse.so Hippety Hopper wins!
(sorry I couldn't think of anything good)
Minah Bird vs. Newton(from a obscure show called Ned's Newt;look it up)
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Ned and Newton are just playing, and just then, the Minah Bird hops past them (while sad music is playing in the background). The boy and newt try to catch the bird. After a fight cloud, the boy and newt are tied up and the Minah Bird jumps another way to the tune of his sad theme song.
:tom: vs. Mr. Jinks
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Jinx clobbers Tom with a mallet but he uses so much force that Jinx knocks himself out.
Draw.
:wolfie: vs. She-Ra.
Yeah, I know I'm using too much females (I really need a girlfriend), but this the last one for now.
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:wolfie: finds She-Ra attractive and goes crazy over her Tex Avery style. Since She-Ra is the Princess of Power, she eliminates :wolfie: into crisps. She-Ra wins!
:pink: vs. Snagglepuss
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Snagglepuss describes how he intends to defeat :pink:--lure him using Pink Panther Flakes into a pot of boiling milk at the bottom of a cliff. :pink:, who is ignoring him, coincidentally prepares the same trap, though using Cocoa Krispies--and Snagglepuss finds himself falling into a giant bowl (not boiling) of Cocoa Krispies and milk. :pink: wins!
:droopy: vs. :bugs2:
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Droopy's calm, "droopy" attiude helps defend a "screwy wabbit". :droopy: wins!
Flo Ballard from the Supremes vs. Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials
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Flo offered Flo Ballard car insurance. However, her band, the Supremes, are her good neighbors who prefer State Farm. Flo Ballard, the Supremes, and State Farm win.
Ralph Phillips vs. Sherman (of Mr. Peabody)
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both lost focus. It's a tie!
Mary Poppins vs. Maria Von Trapp
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Von Trapp sings so loudly, she breaks the screen. Mary Poppins flies across the screen saying "I never explain anything." Who knows who won?
O'Pat and O'Mike (from the Looney Tunes cartoon The Wearing of the Grin) vs. the Leprechauns from the Blue Racer cartoon Killarney Blarney
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O'Pat and O'Mike, dressed up as O'Toole, try to make the two DFE leprechauns wear the green dancing shoes, but the latter proceed to release the Great Shibboleh on "O'Toole", causing O'Pat and O'Mike to row out to sea (using a boat). The Blue Racer, in turn, having made a deal wherein the Shibboleh can take all the leprechauns' gold, orders the Shibboleh to attack the DFE leprechauns, whereupon they row out to sea. Technically, it's a tie, unless we consider the Blue Racer to have joined the fight—in that case, he wins.
:buzzy: vs. Bob Clampett :tweetie:
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:buzzy: tries to eat Bob Clampett :tweetie: , but Bob Clampett :tweetie: calls up the Air Raid,and all of the aircrafts start shooting at :buzzy: , so :buzzy: runs away with Bob Clampett :tweetie: in his hands,but runs into Katnip,who also wants Bob Clampett :tweetie: ,so after a fight cloud, Bob Clampett :tweetie: walks away with Katnip and :buzzy: all beat up,and tied in ropes.Bob Clampett :tweetie: wins!
Bold King Cole(from the Felix The Cat cartoon of the same name) vs. Von Hamburger(from the Looney Tunes cartoon "Daffy Duck in Hollywood")
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Bold King Cole stars in Von Hamburger's latest movie, but unfortunately the former is a terrible actor due to eating too much. Von Hamburger fires him.
:yosemite: vs. Quick Draw McGraw
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Quick Draw McGraw becomes El Kabong and tries to whack :yosemite: with his guitar, but :yosemite: shoots him to pieces.
Chuck Jones :coyote: vs. Rudy Larriva :roadrunner:
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Jones :coyote: would catch Larriva :roadrunner: because the latter is better animated.
Gertie the Dinosaur vs. Reptar
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Reptar rages on Gertie, and the two start fighting. In the end, Gertie tosses Reptar into a nearby lake, followed by a boulder to his head. Gertie wins! (And the Rugrats are left crying.)
:felix: vs. :jerry:
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:felix: tries to use his bag to catch :jerry:, but the latter has an even bigger bag and it captures :felix:.
:huey: vs. Stewie Griffin
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Stewie takes out a machine gun and shoots at :huey:, but somehow misses. All the bullets ricochet back at Stewie, thereby :huey: wins by default.
:woody: vs. :dodo:
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Two crazy birds equal a draw!
:daffy: vs. ::)
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::) keeps daydreaming while :daffy: tries all sorts of things to get his attention, whether banging cymbals, selling all of ::)'s iPads for $1000 each, and spewing insults. Finally, he loses his mind and starts "Woo-hoo!"-ing into the sunset. ::) wins by default.
:shame: vs. :tweetie:
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:tweetie: flies away from :shame:.
:shame: is ashahmed
:tweetie: wins.
Public Domain ".....and friends" PD VHS tapes vs. Warner Bros. "....and Friends DVDs
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Due to having collectors' value, the PD "and friends" tapes beat the WB DVDs by a long shot.
:sniff: vs. Toad (from Super Mario)
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40s :sniff::
Toad gets so annoyed by the talking that his spores pop. He gets an idea: ship :sniff: off to Bowser. It's a win-win (but Bowser loses, as :sniff:'s talking causes him to make a mistake in his plans).
Original :sniff::
:sniff: spreads his sniffles to Toad. They both drink alcoholic medicine, and they both get drunk. Ultimately, Toad squishes :sniff: in his drunkenness, so Toad wins.
Super Rabbit (:bugs2:) vs. Superman