Thanks to funds raised by the Popeye the Sailor: The 1940s and Porky Pig 101 home video releases, Warner Archive finally has the confidence to release the long-awaited Censored 11: Stop Begging Edition!!!

“We kept trying to tell everyone, ‘there were budget issues,’ but they wouldn’t listen, ya know?” an anonymous spokesperson from Warner Archive quipped. “We managed to push out the Porky and Popeye sets, but still...random people on a small message board kept asking us to release these crummy racist cartoons that only historians should see, if we’re being honest...so we decided to put them out there just to tell those forum members ‘There. Happy??’”

Every cartoon will be presented in the most worn, faded, tattered, and soiled 16mm prints that are known to exist. Each one will be spitefully projected onto a dirty burlap cloth used to clean a muddy Siberian Husky. And that’s not all! Every single cartoon features an unskippable, two-hour disclaimer by an assortment of animation historians; including Michael Barrier, Jerry Beck, Thad Komorowski, Christopher P. Lehman, and Mark Kausler, profusely apologizing for the unacceptable and embarrassing content that lies ahead.

But that’s not all! This Blu-Ray is the very first Warner Archive release to contain their patented, all-new “Super Ultra-Hyper-Computer Brickin’ Copy Protection 3000: Deluxe Edition,” a ridiculous and frankly overkill set of copy-protection measures specifically designed to prevent unassuming pirates from ripping the disc’s contents and posting them to the Internet. If one attempts to bypass the mandatory disclaimers by using a Blu-Ray ripper to extract the video files, a rootkit will kick in and wipe the ripper’s entire hard drive.

Doesn’t that sound mighty appealing?

This is an April Fools joke, isn't it?